It has come to the attention of the Unholy Terror that you have been surfing His Most Holy Website without feeling great fear and terror, nor paying the prerequisite 35 euros into the slot provided on the front fascia of your computer. The fear and terror is optional, but you MUST pay the fee.
This money doesn't just go into the pocket of the Unholy Terror, well not all of it, but goes to propagate the spread of evil to such promising places as Tunisia, the Seychelles, and Walla Walla, Washington.
People think evil is cheap, but when you are up against government backed evil, like the neocons and the religious right, you need planty of dosh to combat them.
They have the money to annexe Iraq, we have to be content with annexing Lompoc and invading Grenada.
