Neocons! We have an enemy amongst us! They are called people, and they must be eliminated! They do things like think for themselves, and exercise free will, all the things we neocons oppose! They make the place look untidy, and spoil the orderly business of genocide by fighting back!

How shall we get rid of them? Bring back the draft, I say! Then they, at least those of military age, will leg it to Canada and leave us in peace. Leave us in war, actually. Another method is to put them all in prison. Lord knows, we have enough prisons in this country and, even if they fill up, we have our outsourcing network to utilise. Let's make everything we can think of a criminal offence, with minimum 999 years to life sentences. Won't bother us, we are above the law. We will save a motza on parole boards, because nobody gets out. If the executions start to back up, we can always form an Einsatzgruppen or two and set them loose.

Care must be taken to see that we don't end up with a President who thinks for himself. That would spell the end for the Holy Neocon Movement, and could even lead to the end of war itself. What then would happen to our base of power? All those Genocide Generals that we have trained - wasted! All those right wing pastors - out of work! Condoleezalaazaloozabatguano Price, having to work the streets like all the other whores! Dick von Chaney will have to get his old job back in the oil industry! Hollywood will have to go back the making those World War II movies without any other armies getting a look in, not even the Germans or Japanese.

Don't lose your faith, comrades, keep sending the cannon fodder to Eye-rack and leave the democracy destabilisation to me. And stop calling me Sepp Deitrich, my name is Donald von Rumsfeld there days. Now, where is that damn president. Oh, over there. Here, boy! Heel! Thats a good little president! Now, goodbye everybody. Oh, yes, zeig heil!