Welcome to the home of yet another evil bastard. This time it's the Unholy Terror, the man who put the 'R' in arsehole. Learn ye his ways if ye wish to survive.
The Unholy Terror was born in 1579 under the Tower of London, where both his parents had been executed some 50 years previously. He moved to Paris where he opened the world's first fast food restaurant. Forced to flee from the Spanish Inquisition who, led by Saint Michael of Palin, were crusading against those little plastic thingies that fast food restaurants often give away, he found himself working as a rent boy for Attila the Hun. After single handedly starting World War 1, he lived in semi retirement in South Binding In The Marsh, UK. When he read about the Unholy Trinity- Holy Webmaster, Hooded Terror, and The Black Monarch- making their bid to take over all the naughty things on the planet, he decided to come out of retirement to throw down those usurpers, and take his rightful place at the right hand of old cloven hoofs himself.
The Unholy Terror is a great believer in the healing power of evil. In the face of his hatred and bigotry, whole populations have been known to lie down, close their eyes, and stop breathing. He tried to raise a terrible host to enslave the world, but made a mistake by recruiting from amongst neocons, religious rightists, and genocide generals, none of whom would go anywhere near the front lines. He has developed the most horrific weapon ever to be in the hands of dark powers, cultural imperialism, in the form of Mickey Mouse and drive-by shootings.
The Unholy Terror believes that nothing or nobody can stop his rise to the pinnacle of Dark Power, The Pissant Throne of King George the Dubberyar, not the Unholy Trinity, not the neocons, and certainly not King George.
Mankind is doomed. The religious right are certainly doomed, when they get to the Pearly Gates they are going to discover that God is Buddhist.
